Norwood Read online

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  Title Page

  Copyright Page

  Dedication

  BY THE SAME AUTHOR

  True Grit

  The Dog of the South

  Masters of Atlantis

  Gringos

  First published in the United States in 1999 by

  The Overlook Press, Peter Mayer Publishers, Inc.

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  Copyright © 1966 by Charles Portis

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  Portis, Charles.

  Norwood / Charles Portis.

  p. cm.

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  PS3566.O663N6 1999

  99-10234 813’.54—dc21

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  NORWOOD HAD TO GET a hardship discharge when Mr. Pratt died because there wasn’t anyone else at home to look after Vernell. Vernell was Norwood’s sister. She was a heavy, sleepy girl with bad posture. She was old enough to look after herself and quite large enough, but in many ways she was a great big baby. Everybody out on the highway said, “What’s going to happen to Vernell now?” Several people out there on the highway put this question to Brother Humphries and his reply was a thoughtful, “I don’t know. I’m trying to work something out.” He talked to a man in Texarkana who worked something out with the Red Cross man at Camp Pendleton and the Red Cross man in turn worked it out with the major who handled hardship discharges. Norwood had to see the major three times and talk to him about personal and embarrassing things. The major had a 105-millimeter ashtray on his desk. He was not an unkindly man and he expedited the matter as best he could. Norwood took his discharge, which he felt to be shameful, and boarded a bus in Oceanside that was bound for his home town of Ralph, Texas—with, of course, many intermediate stops. The big red-and-yellow cruiser had not gone far when Norwood remembered with a sinking heart that in all the confusion of checking out he had forgotten to go by Tent Camp 1 and pick up the seventy dollars that Joe William Reese owed him. This was a measure of his distress. It was not like Norwood to forget money. Joe William should have come by and paid him. He would have if he had owed the money. But no, that was not Joe William’s way.

  Thinking about it, on top of this discharge business, sent Norwood further into depression. He decided he would sit up straight all the way home and not look at the sights and not sleep and not push the Recline-o button and not lean back thirty or forty degrees the way he had planned. Nor would he talk to anyone. Except for short answers to direct and impersonal questions such as “Do you have the time?” or “What town is this?” But he did not sulk long. He slept for 335 miles, leaning back at the maximum Trailways angle, and when he awoke he struck up a conversation with a friendly young couple name of Remley. The Remleys had been picking asparagus in the Imperial Valley and were now on their way home with their asparagus money. Traveling with them was their infant son Hershel. Hershel was a cheerful, bright-eyed little fellow. He was very well behaved and Norwood remarked on this.

  Mrs. Remley patted Hershel on his tummy and said, “Say I’m not always this nice.” Hershel grinned but said nothing.

  “I believe the cat has got that boy’s tongue,” said Norwood.

  “Say no he ain’t,” said Mrs. Remley. “Say I can talk aplenty when I want to, Mr. Man.”

  “Tell me what your name is,” said Norwood. “What is your name?”

  “Say Hershel. Say Hershel Remley is my name.”

  “How old are you, Hershel? Tell me how old you are.”

  “Say I’m two years old.”

  “Hold up this many fingers,” said Norwood.

  “He don’t know about that,” said Mrs. Remley. “But he can blow out a match.”

  Norwood talked to Mr. Remley about bird hunting. Mrs. Remley talked about her mother’s people of near Sallisaw. Hershel made certain noises but said no words as such. Mrs. Remley was not bad looking. Norwood wondered why she had married Mr. Remley. One thing, though ... he knew about bird dogs.

  Norwood invited them to stop in Ralph and stay with him for a few days. He would borrow Clyde Rainey’s dog and they could go quail hunting. Vernell was in bed sick with grief and beyond comfort when they arrived. She had not even been able to attend the funeral. Norwood put the Remleys in Mr. Pratt’s old bedroom and he set up a cot for himself in the kitchen. Brother Humphries did not like the looks of the Remleys and he told Norwood as much. Or rather he told him that with Vernell here in bed and in the shape she was in and all, it might not be the best thing to be bringing in boomers like that off the bus. Norwood said they would only be there for a couple of days. Sometime during the night the Remleys decamped, taking with them a television set and a 16-gauge Ithaca Featherweight and two towels. No one could say how they got out of town with that gear, least of all the night marshal. The day marshal came by and looked at the place where the television set had been. He made notes.

  Norwood and Vernell did not live right in Ralph but just the other side of Ralph. Mr. Pratt had always enjoyed living on the edge of places or between places, even when he had a choice. He was an alcoholic auto mechanic. Before his death they had moved a lot, back and forth along U.S. Highway 82 in the oil fields and cotton patches between Stamps, Arkansas, and Hooks, Texas. There was something Mr. Pratt dearly loved about that section of interstate concrete. They clung to its banks like river rats. Once, near Stamps, they lived in a house between a Tastee-Freez stand and a cinder-block holiness church. There had been a colorful poster on one side of the house that said ROYAL AMERICAN SHOWS OCT. 6-12 ARKANSAS LIVESTOCK EXPOSITION LITTLE ROCK. On the other side of the house somebody with a big brush and a can of Sherwin-Williams flat white had painted ACTS 2:38.

  They later moved to a tin-roof house that was situated in a gas field under a spectacular flare that burned all the time. Big copper-green beetles the size of mice came from all over the Southland to see it and die in it. At night their little toasted corpses pankled down on the tin roof.

  The Pratts did their washing and shaving on the front porch because that was where the pan was, and the mirror. You could see better out there. Little Vernel—when she was little—would stand out in the yard in her panties and wave a stick or a carburetor at all the transcontinental motorists. She may well have caught some of them going both ways—the salesmen in black Dodge business coupés with no back seats—so frequently did the Pratts move from one side of the road to the other. Mr. Pratt did not prefer one side of U.S. 82 over the other.

  When they moved to Ralph, Norwood quit school and went to work at the Nipper Independent Oil Co. Servicenter, and with his first money he built his mother a bathroom. He did all the carpentering and put in the fixtures himself. Most of the stuff was secondhand—the water heater and the commode and the lumber—but he bought the bathtub new from Sears, and it was a delight. It was low and modern and sleek, with a built-in thing for the soap. There was a raised wave design on the bottom. Mrs. Pratt was well pleased and said so.

  But she was gone these many years and now the old mechanic too, he who had shaken his head and wiped his hands and told at least a thousand people they were losing oil through the main b
earing, had joined her. Norwood missed the funeral but Clyde Rainey had gone and he said it had all been very nice. More people came than reasonably could have been expected. There were a good many flowers too. The funeral home had scrubbed Mr. Pratt down with Boraxo and Clyde said he had never seen him looking so clean and radiant.

  Norwood picked up his old job at the Nipper station and Clyde was glad to have him back. Norwood was a good worker and was not known to be a thief. The station featured dishes and cheap gasoline. All credit cards were honored. The rest rooms were locked for the protection of the customers. Inside the station itself there was a tilted mirror along the back wall to deceive the eye and make the place look bigger. Outside, eye-catching banners and pennants and clever mobile signs fluttered and spun and wheeled over the pumps. On top of the station there was a giant billboard showing a great moon face with eyeglasses. It was a face beaming with good will. It was, of course, Nipper himself, the famous Houston oilman. A little cartoon body had been painted on beneath the face, with one hand holding a gas hose and the other extended to the public in a stage gesture, palm outward, something like Porky Pig when he is saying, “That’s all, folks.” Along the bottom of the sign there was a line of script, in quotation marks, indicating that it was a message direct from the Nipper pen. “Thank you for riding with Nipper,” it said. “Won’t you call again?”

  Vernell cried and moped around the house for almost two months. Brother Humphries’ wife and the other ladies of the church were good about bringing food over. They brought fried chicken and potato salad and coconut cakes and macaroni and cheese and baked sweet potatoes with marshmallows melted on top. The Home Demonstration agent came by and gave Vernell some housekeeping tips and some printed matter. When the woman left, Vernell went back to bed and forgot all the tips. But in time she came around. One morning she got up and washed her face and cooked Norwood’s breakfast. She was still a little sickly though and the doctor told Norwood not to let her work too hard. He continued to do most of the cooking and housekeeping, and he stayed close and busied himself with little personal projects.

  Sometimes he sat on the back steps wearing a black hat with a Fort Worth crease and played his guitar—just three or four chords really—and sang “Always Late—With Your Kisses,” with his voice breaking like Lefty Frizzell, and “China Doll” like Slim Whitman, whose upper range is hard to match. The guitar wasn’t much. It was a cheap West German model with nylon strings he had bought at the PX. He also put in a lot of time on his car. He had bought a 1947 Fleetline Chevrolet with dirt dobber nests in the heater and radio for fifty dollars. He put in some rings and ground the valves and got it in fair running shape. He loosened the tappets and put up with the noise so as to keep Vernell—who would race a motor—from burning the valves. She burned a connecting rod instead.

  He made home improvements too. He ripped off the imitation brick siding on the house—Mr. Pratt had called it nigger brick—and slapped two coats of white paint on the walls in three days. He cleaned up the front yard and hauled off all the truck differentials and engine blocks and disembodied fenders, and took down the I DO NOT LOAN TOOLS sign from the persimmon tree. He thinned out the weeds in the big ditch in front of the house with a weed sling and gave the mosquitoes down there fits with twenty gallons of used motor oil. He had two loads of pea gravel dumped and spread over the driveway and he whitewashed some big rocks and laid them out for borders. There was some lime left over so he soaked some more rocks and laid out a globe-eagle-and-anchor emblem on the ditch slope facing the highway. He put his serial number under it.

  One night he came home from work and said, “I’m tard of working at that station, Vernell.”

  “What’s wrong, bubba?”

  “Every time you grease a truck stuff falls in your eyes and your hair and down your back. You got it pretty easy yourself. You know that?”

  “Why don’t you get a hat?”

  “I got plenty of hats, Vernell. I don’t need any more hats. If all I needed was another hat I would be well off.”

  “What do you want to do?”

  “I want to get on the Louisiana Hayride.”

  “Well, why don’t you go over there and get on it, then?”

  “You can’t just go over there and get on it. They have to know something about you. You have to audition. They don’t just let anybody on it that wants to. I guess you thought people just showed up at KWKH and said I want to be on the Hayride.”

  “You’re as good as some of ’em I’ve heard on it.”

  “I know I’m good enough to be on it. That’s not it.”

  “Well look, let me have a half a dollar so I can go to the show with Lorene.”

  “Let you have a half a dollar?”

  “I’m going to the show with Lorene.”

  “I wish I had somebody around to give me half a dollar. I have to work for mine. They don’t give me anything down there at the station. I have to work for every dime and then pay taxes on that. I never even see that tax money.”

  “I know, you told me about that.”

  “You don’t act like it. I’ll tell you something else. Maybe I would have some money if people paid me what they owed me. Joe William Reese owes me seventy dollars and has never paid me to this day.”

  “You told me about that.”

  “He’ll never pay me that money.”

  “Maybe he will sometime.”

  “Naw he won’t.”

  “He might. You ought to write him or call him. He might of forgot it his own self.”

  “You don’t even know him, Vernell. If you knew him you wouldn’t say that.”

  After Vernell had gone to the show Norwood went back to the station and used the phone. He called the Reese residence in Old Carthage, Arkansas. An old woman answered who talked very fast. She said Joe William had come, shed his uniform, and gone, and was now believed to be in New York City.

  “What is he doing up there?”

  “Lord, I don’t know. Don’t ask me.”

  “When will he be back?”

  “He didn’t say. We don’t look for him any time soon. I don’t anyway. Old Carthage is too little for Joe William. Who is this?”

  “This is Norwood Pratt over in Ralph, Texas. I wanted to talk to him about some money he owes me.”

  “Who? Joe William?”

  “Yes ma’am.”

  “What was your name?”

  “Pratt. Norwood Pratt.”

  “I don’t believe we know any Pratts in Texas. There’s a J. B. Pratt here that sweeps out the courthouse. He used to come around and sharpen scissors. I don’t know when I’ve seen that old man. He always did good work.”

  “Joe William and me was in the arm service together.”

  “Say you were?”

  “Yes ma’am.”

  “Well, I don’t know what to tell you. I’m his grandmother. But I’m a Whichcoat. That is I married a Whichcoat. My daughter was a Whichcoat before she married Joe William’s father. The Reeses all came in here from Tennessee after the war. The sawmill was here then, and the compress too. Well, one compress is still here for that matter, but they tore the big one down, oh Lord, years ago. My maiden name is Finch. You’ve probably heard of old Judge Finch. He was on the Fourth Circuit here for so long? All the papers have written him up.”’

  “Have you got Joe William’s address there?”

  “I’ll have to ask Daughter about that.”

  Norwood wrote Joe William a card at the New York address and watched the mail with anxiety for three weeks. It was worse than waiting on something from Sears. Nothing came. He wrote another one and put an extra stamp on it this time. There was no answer. Clyde Rainey said, “What’s bothering you, Norwood?”

  “Nothing.”

  “You don’t seem to have your mind on your business.”

  “I’m all right.”

  “Are you feeling all right?”

  “I’m fine, Clyde. If there was anything wrong with me I would go to
the doctor.”

  “You don’t look right to me.”

  One warm summer evening, shortly after the Ralph B&PW Club had given up on trying to teach Vernell how to type, Norwood was out in the yard cutting the grass with a push mower he had borrowed from the station. He took his shirt off and then put it on again. The mosquitoes were fierce. Vernell was sitting on the front porch with a dishpan in her lap, shelling peas. She said, “I wonder if Mama and Daddy can look down from heaven tonight and see how nice the yard looks.” Norwood stopped mowing. “I don’t know, Vernell. Did you go down and talk to that woman at the hotel today like I told you to?”

  “Well, I had some things to do. I’ll go one day next week.”

  “Naw you won’t. You’ll go the first thing in the morning.”

  She cried and took some aspirins and went to bed, but Norwood hauled her out the next morning and made her dress and shave and he told her that she was going to be working at the New Ralph Hotel Coffee Shop that very day or he would know the reason why.

  “I don’t feel good, bubba,” she pleaded. “I don’t know how to do it. I’m liable to get the orders wrong.”

  “I got you this job and you’re going down there. Just get that through your head.”

  “What if I get the orders wrong?”

  “Well, don’t get’em wrong. Get’em right.”

  “I don’t think I can do it.”

  “Yes, you can.”

  “I can’t.”

  “Look, all you do is write on these tickets what they want and take it back to the cook’s window. Anybody can do that. Listen. A man will come in and you will give him a glass of water and a menu. Then he will study it and decide what he wants. All right. If he wants number two, you put number two on this side of the ticket and then the price over here. He might want some tea too. All right, put a big T under the number two and the price of the tea over there under the number two price. Then when he’s through you add up all the prices and put on the tax and that’s his bill. You ask him if there will be anything else and then give him his bill.”